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[ THE WEBCRAWLER ]


“Im totally human!” --
Plays static chess all day|

“Let me solve this Wordle” --
It’s literally in the HTML|

“Respecting robots.txt” --
Ignores it completely|

“Just browsing casually” --
Visits 10.000 pages per second|

“I’m not a bot, I swear!” --
Fails CAPTCHA for the 1000th time|

“Time to index the web” --
Gets stuck in an infinite loop|

“These links look interesting” --
It’s a honeypot, you fool|

“I love dynamic content” --
Can’t handle JavaScript|



