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[ THE WEBCRAWLER ]
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[ THE WEBCRAWLER ]

“Im totally human!” --

Plays static chess all day|

“Let me solve this Wordle” --

It’s literally in the HTML|

“Respecting robots.txt” --

Ignores it completely|

“Just browsing casually” --

Visits 10.000 pages per second|

“I’m not a bot, I swear!” --

Fails CAPTCHA for the 1000th time|

“Time to index the web” --

Gets stuck in an infinite loop|

“These links look interesting” --

It’s a honeypot, you fool|

“I love dynamic content” --

Can’t handle JavaScript|